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second gear ; voice + action

[Hello, Luceti! Have another accidental recording over the journal network. This time, you'll hear is two similarly shrill voices arguing over each other. A peek at the camera reveals something leafy and green...]

Somethin' wrong with your ears, buddy? I already said I'd rather race off a cliff before I'd eat one of those!!

But don't you want to be big and strong like your friend, little girl?

Uh, no? AI's don't grow up to be anything, genius. [DRAMATIC EYEROLL] Also, I don't care what you say, that stuff's nasty.

But it's good for you!

Gross is what it is! Leave me alone!!

[The camera then shifts around, only to show a flurry of pixels flickering in place! When that clears, the setting is clearly different (outdoors this time!) and a nine year old's face is peering into the journal.]

So some kid with a stupid name keeps tryin' to poison me, guys. What do I do?

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[Ralph soon finds her outside, notably walking alone and dusting off his hands.]

Locked 'em both in a cupboard. That should hold them for a while.

Edited 2012-12-22 06:58 (UTC)

Ooh, awesome. [Said excitedly, and with some amount of relief.] I knew I could count on you, Ralph!

If you didn't think you could by now, I'd be locking you in there, with them. [He laughs and pelts a snowball at her.] But what a relief to not hear their nagging. What do they think they are, our tiny mothers?

Hey, just 'cause you're like nine hundred feet tall doesn't mean everyone else's tiny! [Those elves were like an inch taller than her okay.]

But man, could they talk an ear off! [She shudders. Spinach. Gross.]

I know, right! Real annoying. How's it feel to be on the receiving end for a change?

You got stuck with one of them too, huh? [Ugh those things are annoying.] I think the one that was bothering us is stuck in a garbage can somewhere right now, heh...

[One that we may or may not have trapped it inside of and then walked off leaving it in there. Probably gonna end up on the naughty list for that one...]

Terrible, I dunno how y-... wait, whaddya mean, for a change?

A garbage can? That's a good idea! But we stuffed ours in a closet... I'll let ya know if that works! Somethin' tells me they'll get outta there in no time...

Are the leaves actually toxic? Or just disgusting tasting?

[It's an important distinction.]

You know, the feeling of some little annoying thing yammering at you?

Really? [well...] ...Maybe you guys could put something in front of the closet too to help block them from getting out yet?

[She rolls her eyes, grinning.]

Yeah, yeah, tell me another one. [And since they're outside, she picks up a handful of snow and chucks it at him.]

That's an idea! 'Course, it doesn't do anything to shut 'em up, but it's a start!

Hey, anything that nasty's got to be lethal.

It's better than nothing, that's for sure--come to think of it I guess I should probably find something heavy to put on top of the lid of that trash can, maybe... [crow no that's terrible...]

Insist that the person trying to feed them to you eats them.

Woah. I didn't think of that! Awesome idea!

How about that those little twerps still got a head over you? [He says, kicking some snow over her.]

[Utterly serious-] Yeah, you should. Wouldn't want it getting out and tryin' to bother you again, right?

What was it trying to make you do, anyway?

Something about "caroling" or whatever. [Singing...? Yeah, no thanks.]

So what was that green stuff it was trying to make you eat?

Perhaps you should try...giving him a hug!

[Legit.]

[A small smile tugs at her lips.]

If you're lucky, they will eat all of it proving to you that it's safe to eat.

Oh snap, that's really smart. [She gives Konan a closer look.] Has anyone tried that kinda thing on you?

Yeah, I should totally give the guy trying to force-feed me gross stuff a hug. Try again, Goldilocks.

Spinach, or something. I dunno. Something healthy. [Shudders.]

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