sugarglitch | 3rd gear ; action / written

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3rd gear ; action / written

[It's bright and early in the morning when Vanellope can be seen in the playground outside the school. First period is Writing and there's homework and she forgot, so she's trying to finish hers before the school bell rings. Clearly this means it's okay to be scribbling it down in the journal - she doesn't have any thing else with her, and she can always tear the page out later on!]

[... Yeah. Anyway, feel free to run into her in the school yard or even respond via voice/written! Just remember, she's gotta make it to first period, so you might not even get replies til lunch or something. ]

Threaded | Flat

[Vanellope why.]

Kid.

What the heck're they teaching you in that school?

[Well, that's how kids are. Amusing.]

You're right. It's quite disgusting.

As you can see, aging causes advanced stages of brain damage. Though it's not really the aging itself, it's the successive layers of head trauma.

[Oh thank god, he wasn't the only who thought something was really weird during the last shift--though, it's not the kissing that bothers him, it's...the more affectionate kind of kissing humans are apparently fond of.]

Ugh, and I thought humans couldn't get even more weirder or disgusting... [Swapping spit or sucking face is just gross what the hell can't you people just kiss like normal people should...]

["What Grown-Ups Do When They Like Each Other" is currently a topic of interest to Donatello, so when he sees this essay in the journal he starts reading it... and then can't stop. Along the way he makes a series of choking noises, ending in a disbelieving:]

What...?

... [ give her a moment to stare before she even gets it.. but that makes Kotomi wonder. ]

Who's going to have a baby..?

[Tao peers into the video feed, confused. At least she could understand what was being written...whether she understood the subject matter was another issue entirely.]

...I don't get it, meow.

[Multiple teachers for a one-classroom school means a lot of break time for Layton. Since he's not teaching first period, it's easy enough for him to open up his journal, see Vanellope's entry, and make an educated guess as to what went on there. Sure, they're only sitting a few rooms apart at the moment and she can't respond right away (assuming she's being a diligent student, of course), but he can't resist poking a bit of fun.]

Very few people are able to get their research published at such a young age. Most impressive, Vanellope.

[Obviously, he knows not what the internet is.]

[In the name of the Konami Code, why does the girl have that special ability to make everything sound so wrong out of context?]

You'll understand when you're older, kid. [~~Says the woman who was only plugged in a week before here.~~] And what the Sam Hill was your assignment about?